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Dad Joke #4.

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Wednesday, 25 March 2015
Written by The Kiwi

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A young woman at work was asked to take a bag of lemons up to the Finance Department. When she got there, she said...

The Story of Jo'(nah).

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Monday, 23 March 2015
Written by The Kiwi

God said, "Go."

Jonah said, "No."

Off went Jo'.

To Ninevah? No!

To Joppa so

He could go

To Tarshish in a boa......t.

Dad Joke #3.

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Wednesday, 18 March 2015
Written by The Kiwi

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Why did the nurse bring the man with a chest infection a flat white?

Dad Joke #2.

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Wednesday, 11 March 2015
Written by The Kiwi

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Dad: What do you call a plane that keeps on making mistakes?

Child: What?

Dad Joke #1.

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Wednesday, 04 March 2015
Written by The Kiwi

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Dad: I've just learned that rocks have a gender.

Child: What?

Dad: Yeah, rocks can either be male or female.

Child: Really?

Through a Coffee-Cupped Lens.

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Sunday, 02 November 2014
Written by The Kiwi

Art liked coffee. That he loved coffee was closer to the truth, even lusted after, but those words didn’t suit his under-exaggerated style of speaking. He liked it.

Of course, complete honesty would require him to say he was addicted to coffee, but it was that kind of reality he drank coffee to ignore. To speak of addiction seemed somehow clinical, not really reflecting the relationship he had cultivated with the cup. He preferred to say he looked at the world through a coffee-cupped lens.

The effects of his coffee drinking went in a discernable cycle.