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Dad Joke #9.

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Wednesday, 29 April 2015
Written by The Kiwi

Wise Man

Dad: A wise man says...

Dad Joke #8.

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Wednesday, 22 April 2015
Written by The Kiwi

Dad: What's a frig?

Daughter: I don't know. What is a frig?

Dad Joke #7.

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Wednesday, 15 April 2015
Written by The Kiwi

A woman asked her husband what he wanted for his birthday.

He sneezed.

On his birthday she gave him...

Jonah Was a Prophet (lyrics).

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Thursday, 09 April 2015
Written by The Kiwi

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Jonah was a prophet
And God told him to hop it
Down to preach against the city of Ninevah
Those Ninevite people
Were doing all sorts of evil
Things so bad I just don't want to tell ya.

Dad Joke #6.

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Wednesday, 08 April 2015
Written by The Kiwi

Dad: What do you call two icicles hanging side-by-side?

Child: What?

Dad Joke #5.

Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told
Published: Wednesday, 01 April 2015
Written by The Kiwi

JOB VACANCY

Dad: I've decided to apply for a new job. It's something I can really see myself working in.

Mum: Really? What is it?