Category: Bedtime Stories We Have Told Published: Wednesday, 05 August 2015 Written by The Kiwi
Daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dad: I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Daughter: To visit the ugly man.
Daughter: Knock knock.
Dad: Who's there?
Daughter: The chicken!
(Source: Somewhere on the internet).